![]() 04/16/2015 at 15:01 • Filed to: Skivs, protests | ![]() | ![]() |
So I was having a short discussion with CalzoneGolem and it got me thinking: there's no National/Intn'l Calzone day. Well, owing to its different meanings, it will probably never be recognized with a holiday. We English speakers believe it's a delicious folded and baked pocket of bread, stuffed with tomato sauce, cheese and meat (calzone)—many Spanish speakers would snicker as you refer to underwear (calzones). How such disparate meanings came to be ascribed to the same word, well, who cares?
I present to you (in nine pictures) the awesomeness that is Josephine Witt, political activist,
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. Don't mention her looks, what she wears, or anything about her being charming, hilarious—and dammit, do not say she's attractive because that would be sexist. And these are the new rules. Just know that she is a rebel, and we Americans love her because we don't get much rebellion these days.
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Your guidelines do not seem to cover whether it is okay to observe she is cocoa for kookoo puffs.
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I've never had a discussion with this person in my life!
Also, everyday is Calzone day ... bitches!
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Actually, once we have 365 different wrong versions of your username, we won't need to say the real version ever again. Isn't that right, Caliph Goldblum? Oh, I'm sorry, I mean Corndog Goblin. Er, Calabash Gentlemen... it's something like that, I know it is.
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Here are her demands:
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Coleslaw Grinder
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I knew it was Cappuccino Gimlet all along.
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Cauliflower Gumball
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What?
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"What" ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in "What"!?
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What manner of white devilry is this? I can't right click, I can't do shit. You're messing with me, I'm sure of it.
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Proper
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Crispin GLover?
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We English speakers believe it's a delicious folded and baked pocket of bread, stuffed with tomato sauce, cheese and meat (calzone)—many Spanish speakers would snicker as you refer to underwear (calzones). How such disparate meanings came to be ascribed to the same word, well, who cares?
And in Sweden Kalsonger is a word for underpants.
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Excuse me Mr. For Sweden, it appears you dropped your wallet
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is this the same chick that protested topless in front of Putin a few years ago?
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Well, there you have it. It's Latin-dervived and has at times meant stockings, pants, shoes. At the fork in the road, one route led to food, the other: underpants. Much like life.
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Look at the big brains on Cebu.
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If you Google her name, it appears like she might not be afraid of that sort of stunt. I didn't research it much beyond this most current, which is well-documented.
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Googled her, yes she is. Bit of a nut.
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You're indeed correct sir.
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This is the most maddening reply ever. Hahaha, you got me.
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What are these demands for ants?
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I WANT HAVE CALZONE WE MAKE CALZONE DAy TODAY(upside down exclamation points)
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Is that captioning for the pictures? 'Cause now it all makes sense.
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No the caption for the pictures should be "THIS IS MY FETISH"